Love what you've got

Josie, 18 years old, Westminster, MD.

54centimeters asked: 1 — 22 and 69 because I'm like 12 years old hehehh

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?

If you’ve got someone who knows what they’re doing and what you like, they should feel the same.

2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.

My wallet. But seriously though, literally every part of my body is ticklish. So I couldn’t even tell you.

3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?

I don’t even think I have a prostate. Do ladies have prostates?

4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?

… You can do that?”

5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?


6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?

…. Why would that hurt? Do you know what a clit does? It’s like the one form of pure joy in this world.

7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?

We’re on a first name basis.

8.      Are handjobs boring, or underrated?

I mean…. I don’t have a dick. So I don’t think my opinion matters on this. I’m a firm believer that you should do unto others as you would want done unto you though.

9. Do you like having your balls touched?

If I had balls I would have cut them off by now. Because those things are disgusting.

10. Do you like having your nipples touched?

I could take it or leave it.

11. Do you like having your anus touched?

No thank you.

12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?

Sweet Jesus no.

13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?

Hell yeah.

14. Do you have any kinks?


15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?

I don’t know if I’d call it that.

16. Do you pee in the shower?


17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?


18. Have you had sex in the shower?


19. Do you like being naked?

I like it as much as I like being clothed.

20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?

Fully naked.

21. Have you ever skinny dipped?


22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude?

Uhh. Cooked bacon. Don’t ever fucking do that naked. You will get grease on you. It will burn.

69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Lol. I get nervous just standing around in public places.

  • person: do you have tumblr?
  • me: yes
  • person: whats your url?
  • me: no


i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner

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